my sexuality is ‘people tell me im cute but no one actually wants to smooch me wtf is wrong with you assholes’
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
- straight people: why are all the good ones gay
- gay people: why are all the good ones straight
- me: why does nobody like me